Destroying Your most Prized (Nerdy!) Possession!
You first hear the Star Wars Imperial March theme, but what comes marching in is NOT what you expect. Yup, it's ME! I was hoping I would have to make another one of these video messages to you. But your attempt to hide your newest geeky toy, FAILED! And this one very well might be your most prized possession yet! That's right, I found it, and now you cringe at the site of it within my grasp. I let you envy it one last time in it entirety. I taunt you, hoping that you played with it enough, because now, it's MY turn! I first start to slowly dissect it's stupid parts with my hands. What a piece of junk! After several parts off, I test its durability under my feet, giving it some powerful stomps. Sitting there, you know the inevitable is going to happen. Your geeky toys are nothing compared to MY kind of toys. That's right...it's power tool time! I slice pieces of it right in half with my circular saw. Oh how fun this is for me! You must be on the floor kicking and screaming like a by now! But I need to make sure this nerdy toy disappears into another galaxy far, far away! You know what that means, right? I dump the useless pieces of what's left of your toy right where the rest of the trash goes! The fire pit! I pour on fuel, and light that bitch on fire! But it's just not happening fast enough, so I pour on more, laughing the entire time! I call on all you other men who play with toys to send them all to me! It just might save your relationship! At last, I give you a close up of what was once your most prized possession, but now, is just a melted glob of waste!
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