Cock Blocked by Tits
We're sitting at a bar, I've noticed you sitting there for hours, drooling on the floor, sheepishly starring at all the pretty Women. You have this pitiful idea, that the drunker they get, the more appealing you get. Oh my god...is that untrue! I can tell by looking at you, you haven't got a clue. They're not looking at you loser, they're looking at me. Men, Women, everyone. They're alllllll focused on me. No amount of Ach.0hol could conceal your pathetic aura. Omg don't cry, it's so embarrassing. Okay, listen, I'll help you. You see that girl over there? The pretty Brunette? Well just sit there, drink your drink and watch me. I'm going to teach you how to pick up chicks, or...how to get cock blocked by tits.
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