Measured With A Magnum
I'm so glad you could make it, I wanted to show you something. You see this? This is a magnum condom and I want to ensure you fit. So get over here and pull off those pants, I want to see it!
...Oh my, what is that little peanut?! The condom will devour it. You're about 10 times too small for what want. It's so tiny I feel the need to talk to it like a widdle baybee dick.
On second thought I think you've embarrassed yourself enough. Stop wasting my time and get out of me face.
Das könnte dir auch gefallen
Your Best Friend's CockYour Best Friend's Cock
lächerlicher Penislächerlicher Penis
Whatever I WantWhatever I Want
Your WantsYour Wants
Finanzielle Dominanz$9.99
Fart FreakFart Freak
Furzen$7.99
Super Eager Small Jerker, Choose Your DestinySuper Eager Small Jerker, Choose Your Destiny
Wichsanleitung$10.99
Hahn unter QuarantäneHahn unter Quarantäne
Small Penis EducationSmall Penis Education
Dirty Panties HumiliationDirty Panties Humiliation
Arsch Erniedrigung$3.99
Gaining One InchGaining One Inch
Your GF Thinks I'm SexyYour GF Thinks I'm Sexy
Herrschaft$9.99
Widdle Baybee WeeweeWiddle Baybee Weewee