
Pumpkin Growing Contest
I've always wanted to enter a pumpkin growing contest. Contest pumpkins hit hundreds to thousands of pounds and the deadline is basically tomorrow, so I swallow a pumpkin seed and a bottle of Farmers Fast Growth Formula even though it isn’t meant for people. It hits warm, then the pumpkin starts growing inside me, and fast. My belly rounds out, grows heavy, I can’t see my feet, still expanding while I guess at a few hundred pounds as it pulls me to the floor. I won’t fit through the door, can’t stand. I’m 100% winning, and still growing.
