Creamy tiny man tasting
Look what we got here. My BF's dirty socks. YUCK. These things are absolutely crusty.
But wait... something is MOVING inside. Casey, come look at this! No way. NO WAY. It's a tiny man! Living inside my boyfriend's stinky sock! And hold on... there's more than one in there.
Well, this changes everything. Because all these tiny objects are making us SO hungry. Casey and I are staring at each other with the same hungry look. We know exactly what's about to happen.
We pull the tiny men out of the gross socks and play with our food first. Dangling them over our open mouths. Rolling them between our fingers. Pressing them against our soft, giant lips while they squirm and beg. Casey licks one from head to toe, savoring the flavor.
"Ummm. So good," I moan as I slide one across my tongue. We're teasing them, tossing them back and forth, letting them think there's a chance of escape. There isn't.
One by one, we swallow these tiny human beings, feeling them slide down our throats while Casey and I giggle. Delicious. Every last little bite.
My BF's socks, his tiny roommates... our tasty snack. Bon appétit.
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