
Car Trouble
I was on a strict schedule: Of course I'm always punctual, but on this day I had an important date to keep. After weeks of thinly veiled flirtation, my smart and studly co-worker finally asked me out. I didn't want to be late, not even fashionably... I didn't want to seem indifferent, not even for a minute. To hell with playing hard to get; I wanted the sparks to fly... But alas, the unthinkable happened: My car began to stutter like my cousin James, and I had to pull over. I don't know much about cars, but I knew something was badly wrong. I wouldn't make it on time to meet my date, but I would more than make it up to him....
