
Stroke and Cry
Pull out that dick and tug along, Lord knows that's the only thing you've ever been good at. I'm going to give you a harsh, deep verbal humiliation that will hopefully bring you to tears. I'll talk about what a fucking embarrassment you are to your f2m1ly. Tears will stream as I remind you that you'll be alone forever. I'm going to point out how you've sucked and failed at literally everything you've ever done.
But the saddest part of all this? You'll likely be crying...but you'll also be hard you fucking freak.
