
Why Your Confession Failed
Oh, bestie, I just heard about your latest disaster with that girl you tried to talk to at the party last night, and sweetie, it makes me so happy for you in this weird way—you went up to her all nervous, probably stuttering over your words, and she just brushed you off without even looking twice! Aww, don't pout, that's exactly what happens every single time, and I love celebrating these little moments because they remind you where you belong, with me, your best friend who actually cares enough to point it out.
Sweetie, your attempts always fail so spectacularly, it's almost cute how you keep trying, but deep down you know rejection suits you, it keeps you safe in our little friendship bubble where nothing changes. Keep failing for me, bestie, and I'll keep celebrating, pulling you deeper into this obsession you can't escape.
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