

I've Been Holding It Too Long, Toilet Slave
When I visited My hometown of Vancouver last summer, I hung out at Club Stiletto with Kandy Kink and Jemma Valentine. As we are all from the same neighbourhood, we are filling Kandy in on the antics of Jemma's loser ex-boyfriend. We're all so disgusted with him that we decide to turn him into our human toilet. Kandy has the first go, unloading her juices all over him. As it turns out, the only reason I came over was because My toilet at home was backed up and I am in dire need of a human loo. I must have really been holding it for a long time!