

Vacuuming After You Dirty Boy
I don't know how you manage to make this place so dirty. I sprinkle down some carpet deodorizer to at least make it smell a little better. I unwind the cord to the vacuum and plug it in. I use long strides, pushing the vacuum far ahead of me and bringing it back, working my way all over the filthy dirty carpet. I tease you with the vacuum, threatening to clean you with it since you're such a dirty boy. Will I suck you up into my vacuum? Look out! Here I come! I'd just cleaned out the filter before cleaning up after you. Look at what a dirty, nasty mess I've just cleaned from you and the carpet.