He's my Best Friend
You're just a normal blue collar guy with a bitch for an ex wife. She's always giving you drama and strife about one thing or another, but you know she's just jealous cuz she wishes she had a real friendship like you do with your best broski.
Left with a big gross empty house and two filthy bathrooms, completely devoid of any hint of a woman anywhere within, you moved your broski in with you to split the bills, hang out, watch the red sox, shoot some pool, and do guy stuff like touch tips together.
You guys are the perfect pair, you're the fat slackjaw homely pig type and he's the chainsmoking back room stroking, prius driving femboy that compliments you perfectly.
Sure there may never be women around but who needs women when you can sit on the couch and stroke each other off while watching sports pretending to be straight. FUCK BITCHES amirite? hurr hurrr hurrrr
This is what real love is, this bromance of yours. Women are overrated, and to be honest you n ever really liked pussy anyways. You would always perform sexually, in your head pretending to be Mickey Mantle or something while trying to convince yourself you weren't actually gay. But when his cock is in your mouth you know you're right where you're meant to be.
Right there all up inside your step-bro's brown canal.
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