Mrs Robinson Presents

I start zippering my long pink garment bag that's hanging on the back of the door, then open it to find a shorter black garment bag with zippers to play with, and finally open that to find my new purple rain jacket with zippers all over.

Sitting at my dining room table, I show off my pointy teeth up close, then have my way with large gummy bears from a bag of Trolli Big Bold Bears. I'm hungry!

Watch me dance, snap my leather gloved fingers, and clap to one of your favorite songs wearing my soft buttery leather skirt, black bra, and leather jacket. I do love the name "Jesse" don't you, Leather Boy?

Watch me swallow slices of tomato whole, letting them slide down my throat without chewing.

Sitting in my home office wearing black leather high heel pumps with bare legs, a short black skirt and top, I turn towards the camera and start to bounce my legs anxiously, from the front and side angles, both together and one at a time. My legs are drawn in close to show the full bend of my knees and hard calf jiggle.

Standing in the middle of my home gym wearing blue shorts with bare feet, I do some calf raises. Both legs together, one at a time, front, sides, and from the back.

Where did the Nutcracker go on vacation? A dude ranch! Oh, the thrill of all of those bulls to have my way with!!

After showing off my naturally pointy and sharp teeth up close, I take out the large gummy bears from a bag of Trolli Big Bold Bears. I bite into and tear off the heads and limbs, enjoying the flavors of each color. Mmmm....

Getting ready for a trip to Cancun, I take out a pile of new sundresses I bought to see which ones I'll pack, donate, etc.

This time the camera view is from above my lap and slightly to the side as I sit in my office chair wearing a short black skirt and purple patent leather stiletto high heel pumps with sheer black pantyhose. I start crossing and uncrossing my legs, rotating my heels, swaying my calves, and tapping my toes hard making them jiggle.

Armed with a bowl of popcorn, I stuff and swallow mouthful after mouthful.

This time I'm using the big hot roller set that stays at home, then show you my favorite way to put curls in without the hot rollers to give me the Big Texas Hair that I love.

I have several sets of hot rollers, each one purchased for different reasons. These two are travel size, perfect for throwing into suitcases. I clip each roller in, then take them all out so we can see how they curl my hair.

Watch me show off my sharp pointy teeth in all angles, telling you how razor sharp my incisors are and how pointy and sharp my vampire canine teeth are. You'll see my tongue, lips, and back of my throat to my uvula.

Watch me bounce my legs on the balls of my feet on a mat over the tile. I'm sitting on a black leather chair wearing a black dress with pink roses, black patent leather peep toe high heels with a cute buckle. My bare legs are drawn in close so you can see the full bend of my knees and hard calf jiggle.

Sitting on the edge of my tub wearing gray workout shorts and tank top with bare feet, I do some calf raises. One leg at a time, then both.

Going through a pile of crew neck sweatshirts, I put each one on over my black satin bra and yoga pants and then take them off over my head with arms crossed.

I can't wait to tell you all about my trip to Spain and going to the Running Of The Bulls, and all of the delicious revenge! This is simply divine intervention for The Nutcracker...

Wearing my fitted leather jacket, black lacy panties with rhinestones and roses, maroon tank top, and cashmere lined leather gloves, I play one of your favorite songs to dance to. Just for you, Leather Boy! XOXO

Watch me eat a bowl of sliced tangerines, swallowing whole.