i’m going to hold your hand when i say this... but i HATE looking at your face. i see exactly why no one wants to be around you. not only are you a weirdo freak- but you’re repulsive to look it. i love giving you more reasons to hate looking in the mirror. the perfect mix of humility and embarrassment all in one. click buy you ugly mutt.

that’s right. you see the title. not a single taste of my soles for a wimp like you. you only deserve to be teased by the thought of doing so.. i do much better at worshipping my pretty little toes anyways. i know you agree. you could NEVER lay your peasant tongue on my expensive soles haha. look at you over there trembling at the sight of something THIS hot.

thanks for funding these new jordan’s loser. they felt so nice, and snug around my warm- sweaty soles. funding my sneaker addiction, just to goon over this moment.... peeling off every article.. just to get to my precious smelly phalanges. you begged all day just for the opportunity smell my pretty little feet. you’re such a freak. it’s hilarious watching you drool over the scent of my sour soles. you wish you could sniff these vinegar scented soles don’t you boy? i want another new pair of shoes to funk up. get them off my amazon now.

but it’s not THAT bad... because you’re MY loser. what an honor it is to be owned by me... no matter the position. look at you.. eager to see my pretty face. excited about the thought of getting lost in these pretty brown eyes. i know you’re sitting there in your baggy boxers that are starting to lose their stretch... gooning aren’t we? it’s inevitable when you’re faced with the harsh truth from such a gorgeous mouth.

It’s the 12th day of Christmas and I have a gift for you... A half dozen of used q-tips just for you! How tasty would it be to taste my earwax glide across your tongue like fresh caramel. Watch me dig in my ears and get every last drop of this luxurious golden maple straight from my Godly ears.

I decided to switch it up today and take my usual nightly tinkle, and a new spot. Since I’ve moved into my new home, I haven’t gotten a chance to break in any of my appliances that are normally not used as porcelain. So today I decided to excite you by seeing my cute little Butt hover over the sink instead. 14 days left until Christmas. how have you contributed to being a good boy for me?