
I'm the BOSS (mov)
I've called you into my office today to discuss a financial issue that's caught my attention. I see you've been the company credit card on Amazon. I also see that you've been sending a lot of women in different states packages. Since you like to play with credit cards and money, I've decided to restructure your salary to better suit your financial situation. I will be the one receiving your paycheck, the money will be deposited into MY ACCOUNT. I am having the accounting department draw up documents right now concerning your 401K. Think of it as investing in MY future.
