
Nibbled Toenail Polish
Who did this? Who nibbled on my toes and toenails and chewed away at my last shade of summer polish? Now my pedicure is destroyed, and you will pay for it. Just look at this — look at the chipped and chewed toenail polish on each toe, the little bits of fuzzies from my socks and lint sticking out from in between the toes and stuck to the ridges of my toenails. You want nothing more than to clean them up, chew the polish off until my toenails are nude and bare, lick, suck, and clean my feet from top to bottom until they are pristine and shining from your spit bath.
