Green Dress Date Farts
Oh my God… that date was so dreadful. I don’t know what’s worse—how boring the guy was or how bad these farts are right now. Do you know how hard it is for a pretty girl like me to enjoy herself on a date when my stomach is bubbling like crazy?
Apparently those veggies I ate don’t sit right with me, because now I’m farting like a damn machine—and these farts? They smell like straight-up rotten eggs.
Lucky for you, I slipped into something sexy and got comfortable after the date. You get the best seat in the house while I release every stinky blast right in front of you. Up-close angles, loud farts, and no shame at all. This green dress may look classy… but underneath it, I’m a total gas bomb.
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