

Just One Fix
This is for the smoking fetishists who keep telling me they miss my smoking. Asking me to please smoke. You know, the asshat twatcycles.
After a year since I quit, I'll light up for your pecker's pleasure. But only because you are paying me at least $100 to do so. And you have to tribute more of you get turned on... and I will be able to tell.
So pay up, fucker, and I'll light up. That way your twisted idiot penis can feel all tingly and throbby.
Just remember, I am using you. I'm a greedy bitch with am attitude and you fucking love it.