
Office Bonus
Thanks for coming into my office today. I know there have been some lay offs lately and you must fear for your job. I don't blame you, I would be worried as well. Luckily you have done such a great job, you wouldn't dream of letting an asset like you go. With that said, you can negotiate for a higher salary, raise or bonus. I mean you won't get far, Im a hard woman to negotiate with, but Ill be fair to you. How about I make you an offer you can't refuse. No I don't mean sex, I got all the dirty details about you while I was firing your peers. Ill make you a different offer, a bonus which includes shoe and foot worship, same salary. Negotiate with me..
