
TOWEL BOY LOSER HUMILIATION
You are such a loser. You were the shrimp who did not make the football team because he was too small and puny to actually make the team. How embarrassing for you. Humiliated in front of the whole school, running out to dab the sweat of the bigger athletes on the field. Ugh, Pathetic. You know what, you are always going to be a loser taking care of the real men. I know the perfect way to remind you that you will always be the guy you were in high school and college, by towel whipping you. You will cry and beg for mercy just like you did as a pimpled shrimp
