
Your first time in my yoga clas
You’re front row in my yoga class… also oddly close to my ass. I’m so gassy today, I keep farting and it’s going directly to your face. I whisper to you that I’m sorry and if you’re ok.. I pause the class and tell you I have to give you something for class in my office. I then tell you I noticed you were sniffing each time i accidentally farted. And it’s seeming you enjoy it? I tell you how class will be starting from now on, I’m making you my fart sucker. I could sense the loser on you when you walked in the door. Don’t worry nobody will find out you suck my farts before classes….
