Mrs Robinson Presents

After visiting the bullpen and his taking off my toenail polish, I take delight in planning my revenge on this bull's nuts while showing off my bare feet with no nail polish to the camera.

Wearing yoga pants and ballet flats in bare feet with no nail polish, I'm in the kitchen chopping veggies for a soup. Watch me dip my toes in and out of my shoes, lift my heels or stand on tip toe, rub my leg, and dip my feet in and out of them.

My husband's rolling bowling bag has lots of zippered pockets, so I brought it in from the garage so we can have our way with it. Listen while I explore each one, listening to all the different tones they make.

Sitting at my table checking my phone messages, I cross my left leg over my right and tap my toes in my black leather ballet flats on the hard tile floor. I start with my full body in view, then use the camera to change angles for close up views from the side and looking down. Sometimes I hold my foot up for a few seconds, then back down. Sometimes, several taps at once before pausing.

Here I'm sitting and simply dipping my polish-less toes in and out of my shoes, dangling my ballet flats off them, now and then flirtatiously crossing and uncrossing my legs and rotating my ankles. Other than music softly playing in the background, no other distractions. Mmmm...

Let's get ready for a pillow fight! I bring out a few different sizes and types from all over the house to show you. Some fluffing and plumping, riding them, then smacking a few around...

This sweatshirt is long, car coat length,with a full zipper that I can play with. Some delicious zippering sounds, long and slow, short and fast... Mmmm...

Do you think I can stomp on the popcorn kernels hard enough to make them pop? Let's try... (wink)

I love driving in my flip flops, the next best thing to bare feet. Here I'm pumping the pedal, slowly changing angles to all POVs and light. Over and over with no other distractions, only the rhythmic sounds of pedal to the metal...

Taking out my purse and handbag collection to play with all the different sizes and sounds of the zippers. Mmmm...

Enjoy this close up view from the front while I dip my bare toes and feet into my ballet flats, showing you the inside of the shoe, some toe tapping in between...

I put on my black control top pantyhose with reinforced toe and decide to have some fun before getting dressed for the office. Some bicep flexing, posing on the bed, karate moves while music softly plays in the background.

I cut large slabs of iceberg lettuce and throw them on the kitchen floor with a bag of very ripe tomatoes. Watch as I stomp, crush, and toss them with my black Reebok sneakers. Listen to the sounds of wet squishes under my shoes, juice spraying everywhere...

Here's my largest suitcase I found in the garage. Listen to the delicious hard and fast zippering, over and over. Mmmm...

Showing off my muscular legs in black leather ballet flats with a bow, I start to bounce my calf muscles, making them dance and jiggle. I change positions every now and then for different angles and views, sometimes just shaking them back and forth so you can watch my calves in action.

Wearing my black leather ballet flats with a bow, I cross and uncross my legs, tap my toes, dangle and rotate my shoes. Listen to the sounds of my flat shoes hitting the hard tile floor, one at a time with my legs crossed and together in front of me.

In another life I was a biker chick and saved my Harley Davidson jacket and leather boots. The jacket is all-weather microfiber so I can still wear it year round. and there are zipper on the sleeves, back, pockets. The boots have a tail pipe burn on the heel and zip up in addition to the lacing.

The doctor gave me two more months with the crutches and boot so it looks like I'll need a bit more assistance. Would you please help me change out of my yoga pants and tank top into my black silk panties and slip nightie?

They call me The Nutcracker because of all the bull's nuts I've cracked. Listen as I tell you how I plan to punish that bull, while showing my bare soles close up to the camera.

Listen to the rhythmic sounds of my bare feet in Keds pumping the pedal over and over while sitting in the driveway. I'm moving the camera about to change the light and angles from side to side and above my lap.