Itchy Fungus Foot
Damn, my toes are so itchy! I must have athletes foot, AGAIN! I have to take my sneakers off so I can dig my fingernails in between my toes, scratching and scratching. I catch you watching me, and explain how itchy my feet are, especially my toes. You want to ask my questions about my feet? Sure, I guess?! You ask me their size and what they smell like. I continue scratching them and offer to let you take a long, deep sniff of them. They feel like they're on fire; like a million ants are biting at my toes. I've been itching them so much they're raw and peeling. My socks stink, my shoes stink. You ask me what's wrong with them and I explain to you it's athletes foot, and where I think I got it from. You want my dirty, smelly fungus filled socks? YUCK! Well, it would be my pleasure to take off these dirty fungus filled sock and shove them in your face!
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