Just Quit Already!
You're ready to give all of this up? I mean, I get it -- you ARE kind of wasting your whole fucking life. Spending all of your time jerking off and watching porn when you could be doing anything else. This is TOTALLY going to be the time where you can quit for real! Your cock wasn't instantly triggered or anything, right? You're not even thinking about stroking it... or how good it feels to edge... or how hard you get from your favorite porn vids.
Noooo, not at all!! Your life isn't completely fucked up beyond repair, is it? You can totally take your life back and just be a normal guy! You can definitely just be a regular guy whose brain isn't absolutely consumed by masturbation! ...right? Maybe you'll never jerk off again!! You'll just live a totally normal life, completely devoid of the bliss of goonspace. You don't need the infinite pleasure of edging over and over again. You don't need that at all!! Sure, this is totally going to be the time that it works and you quit for real :)
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