

Human ATM for my birthday!
Hey piggy, it's my BIRTHDAAAAAYY! What did you plan to please me?? Let me guess...Flowers? Bwahahaha ridiculus! I deserve so much more. You'd better open your wallet right now, otherwise you're deadd for me. You should be grateful for the attention I'm granting you! Plus, cash is for shopping right? I'm probably going to buy some luxury items with it. Also, I'm hanging out with my girlfriends for a birthday party and we are going to raape your credit card like never before, so be ready!