
Too Fat For First Class
I recently went on a vacation and booked myself a first class ticket forgetting that the arm rests in first class don't go up! DOH! They're bigger than the seats in coach, but not big enough for my fat ass! It was such a struggle to fit in the seats, not to mention that they were SO uncomfortable! My poor hips, thighs, and booty were so squished the entire flight! In the clip I give you a special look at just how tight the seats were and how I couldn't even manage to get the tray table down!
