Ms Curious Revving

Happy Valentines Day! When I walked into the office this morning, I found a small valentine's gift from a colleague on my desk. However, I can't stand the smell of this flower and want to get rid of it as soon as possible. Throwing the flower in the next trash can would have been too easy, and since revving the cute Fiat 500 is one of my favourite things to do, I give that flower one last chance: a little exhaust gas treatment, while wearing my pink valentine's socks. I position the flower behind the car and soon realise that the sweet smell of gasoline is so much more enjoyable. I can't stop pumping the pedal for five minutes straight---guess what happened to the flower?

Two things I cannot stand about Christmas: snow and sweets. In this clip, I make chocolate Santa taste some hot exhaust gases from my uncle's Volkswagen Tiguan TDI. Unsurprisingly, Santa gets drenched in sweat pretty easily; probably because I am wearing my new Saucony sneakers. When I take off my shoes to rev the powerful diesel engine barefoot, I realise that a real person facing the exhaust pipe instead of chocolate Santa would make revving even more enjoyable. Unfortunately they are so hard to find... Please Santa, bring me a real man next time!

What could be better on a day off than going on a joyride in my diesel BMW? This afternoon I explore the area, drive around the country side, speed through some corners, and accelerate hard. It feels great when the engine delivers all the power I'm asking for when I press the gas pedal. I totally feel like wearing chucks today, because I love how they flex on the gas pedal when I push down on it. It is even more exciting when I know that somebody is watching. What a great day!

Today I take Teddy the bear on a joyride. He always likes to watch me do some pedal pumping from the passenger seat but today things changed a little. I place Teddy directly behind the exhaust pipe of my beautiful BMW 118d, to provide him with a great view into the shiny tailpipe. Teddy is impressed to witness the vibrations of the exhaust pipe when I turn on the car, and when I begin to rev the engine with my golden Superga sneakers, Teddy immediately feels the exhaust gases in his hairy face. I enjoy myself as much as Teddy, knowing that he has to take whatever my BMW is pushing out at the back. I can't wait to put someone else in the first row next time!

My favorite thing to do in calm summer nights is to rev up my beautiful BMW diesel engine and blow exhaust gases into the clear night sky. It feels amazing to pump the pedal wearing my light and super comfortable Superga sneakers without socks and watch the exhaust pipe blow gases on a bunch of helpless plants. After some time, I take off my shoes and use my bare soles to feel the BMW's power under my right foot and blow those plants away.

Today, I am taking Mr Exhaust pipe on a socially distant joy-ride with the Audi A3. The only thing that I hate even more than socially distant joy-rides is the fact that as per German law we are required to wear face masks in the car. To make the ride more enjoyable, I ask Mr Exhaust pipe to put his mask over the exhaust while I blow lots of sweet smelling petrol fumes into it. He loves to watch the two exhaust pipes from behind the car and remembers it whenever he is wearing the mask.