Smaller Than A Q-Tip!
Sure, I do Dick Ratings, but you should have never sent that dick pic to Me, shrimpy. Seriously, what the fuck were you thinking? It's the tiniest thing I've ever fucking seen- a q-tip is more aesthetically pleasing. It's just like you, inferior, shameful, and ugly. I've never had something so grotesque defile my pretty Princess eyes. There's no redeeming qualities about it whatsoever, just like the stupid dumbfuck it's attached to. Isn't it sad that a q-tip gets more action than you? The only hole you get to fuck is that empty space between your thumb and your index finger. You wanted brutal honesty, and you've got it. Fuck you!
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