
Gotta Wreck 'Em All
It seems as though just about every married man is miserable, isn't he? Clearly you are, otherwise you wouldn't be here, now would you? Wifey isn't nearly the woman you married. Time has not been kind to her. And how could you be happy, knowing there's a perfect specimen like Me in the world? You're dealing with second rate trash. Does she know when you have the unfortunate experience of fucking her that you're thinking of Me?
Every man wants Me. And every man will end up divorced...for Me.
