FUCKING IDIOT
You're a fucking idiot. Say it out loud, right now, all alone in your room. There, was that so hard? Now stroke to it, moron, because we both know that's all you're good for. You're so stupid from all this porn that humiliation is the only thing that gets you hard anymore. Compliments do nothing, affection does nothing, but me calling you a fucking idiot? Instant hardness. That's the dumbest thing about you. You’ve spent more hours gooning this year than anything productive. Forgotten birthdays, forgotten appointments, but every one of my clips memorized frame by frame. You did all of this to yourself, you know. Nobody made you this pathetic. You chose stupid, one drooling, mindless goon session at a time, because thinking is hard and pumping is easy, and a lazy fucking idiot always takes the easy option. So repeat it while you stroke: "I'm a fucking idiot for Celestia." Edge to every word I say, shoot that stupid little load exactly when I tell you, then clean up your mess, dumbass.