Il calciatore norvegese preferito da tutti, un vichingo alto e biondo, mangia 6000 calorie al giorno per mantenere il suo fisico da atleta di livello mondiale e io ho fatto lo stesso durante una crociera norvegese per mantenere questo fisico di livello mondiale. Confrontiamo le diete e vediamo quanto peso ho preso in 7 giorni! Dovrebbero cambiare il nome della nave in La Gola in Mare!

I had a big weekend of eating ahead of me and was really curious to see what kind of damage I could do in one meal. We had reservations at an all you can eat steakhouse and I knew I had to do a before and after weigh in! To say I was shocked is an understatement! I didn't know I could eat that much steak and something tells me I can eat even more next time ????

I've gotten stuck in chairs before. I've gotten stuck on low couches. But for the most part, I do what I can to avoid situations where I get stuck. But this weekend, I got stuck! Some jabroni parked way too close to me when I was shopping and I could not get in my car. I wasn't sure what I was going to do. Luckily, I had someone come and rescue me from this unfortunate, but kinda hot situation. I learned my lesson though - delivery from now on!

This has always been one of biggest fears. A wardrobe malfunction while I'm out in public. Especially one that is very obviously caused because of how huge I am! I can't believe it finally happened! And at work! Luckily I realized at the end of the day and I don't think anyone noticed. I have to admit though, it was a little hot!!!

Even though it looks like I can barely reach, this incredible vibrator is hitting my spot just right and it's responsible for some of the most intense orgasms I've ever had. I couldn't stop thinking about how I was too fat to use my remote control vibrator. I got so turned on that I just had to make myself cum. This was a toe curling orgasm that just kept going and going. It seems the fatter I get, they better my orgasms get. I like where this is going.

It's no secret that I'm too fat to reach my pussy these days. Luckily I have vibrators and volunteers to take care of that for me! I was gifted this remote vibrator that uses an app to control it. I've tried to get it in on my own, but it's impossible! No amount of lube or positioning will get the job done. It can get kinda frustrating, but hot at the same time. ???? Now quit staring and give me a hand!

I've noticed that the bigger and fatter I've gotten, the bigger and fatter my fantasies have gotten! The number on the scale in my fantasies just keeps going up up UP! You won't believe how fat I fantasize about getting in one of these new fantasies of mine. And honestly, it might not be too far from reality if I keep eating like this! Stuffing my face with greasy food, wearing next to nothing and talking about how huge I'm gonna get is definitely my favorite version of myself ????.

An admirer of mine dropped off a beautiful box of pastries. A couple of my favorites - eclairs and cheesecake! Come watch me gobble up these decadent treats in my big comfy bed while I rub my big huge body and show you these massive tits. Now run out and grab me another half dozen eclairs will ya babe? ????

I know I said my post cruise weigh in was shocking, but this one will really blow you away. I've had a crazy fattening summer. All I do is eat eat eat. It's all I wanna I'm do! It's my number one hobby. And boy does it show! Come see how much weight I put on in less than a week! Yes, less than A WEEK! I deserve so many rewards for this ????

So as the title suggests, I just went on a cruise! I had a feeling I was going to do a lot of eating so I filmed a short weigh-in the day I left and then the night I got back. Let's just say I was SHOCKED. I still cannot believe I gained that much in a week. You are not going to believe it either! The food was sooooo good and I made sure I got my money's worth. Two entress at dinner. A couple lunches in a row. Room service. You name it, I ate it. And lord it shows! Guess what? My next cruise is already booked ????????????

You left me with one request this morning and of course I was too lazy to even do that! But can you blame me? You left me with all my favorite snacks and a special box of bon bons, how was I supposed to get anything done? I promise I won't sit on the couch eating candy and watching tv all day long tomorrow. ????

Being as big as I am, I'm always really careful about where I sit. If something looks old or rickety I'll just opt to stand or wait for something sturdier to become available. But recently, I've made some bad calculations and I've paid for it, literally!