
September 2026 Loser Tax
New month, which means your Loser Tax is due again!! You didn't think summer ending got you out of paying, did you? This is just what it costs to be a loser who gets to keep looking at Me. It's a small, non-negotiable cut of your money, handed over every single month -- no reminder needed. You know the drill by now. Losers pay their tax on time and without whining, there are no other options! Send your September tax and feel that familiar little relief of doing the one thing you're actually good for. Same time next month. :)
