How Fast Can You Cum?
Miss Tiffany
I have a challenge for you today losers. Some of you chronic masturbators cum way too quick. It's fucking pathetic. So we're going to play a little game. I want to see how many strokes it takes for you to cum. And then I'm going to teach you to cum even quicker, So I want you to try and cum in 100 strokes. I'm sure that will be easy for most of you.
Then the next time you jerk, I want you to try and do it in 90 strokes, then 80, 70, etc. Soon you'll be able to cum in 10 strokes, maybe even one! By practicing counting you'll give yourself goals and soon you'll be able to cum even quicker. And why would you want to do this? Because you waste your whole fucking day jerking off so if you can cum Really fast, then you don't have to waste your whole day trying to cum and you can be a more productive member of society, lol. You see, I'm helping you.
I want this to be a contest. I want to see who can cum in the least amount of strokes. Maybe you can post about it or even post a video, lol. And if counting is too hard for you because you jerk too fast, you can use a timer. Then each time, you can try and beat your previous record. I want to see who can cum the fastest.
I can't wait to see this. I think it's fucking hilarious! You idiots will do anything to try and impress me. Then I want you to write to me and thank me for helping you cum faster and how much your life has improved now that you don't spend your whole day masturbating. So get to it losers!
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