

Crush a Bunch of DICKS
This is a story of how my BF dumped me over text, while I was at the grocery store. I explain how I had to release my anger on the closest thing to me, and that just happened to be a bunch of bananas. I have to admit, as good as I felt crushing them and hearing them pop under my foot, it would have been much better if it was what I really wanted to crush, my stupid bf DICK!!!
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