
Fatboy Birthdayboy
I love entertaining at birthday parties! We always have such a BLAST. This particular party though... ugh. This one just keeps shooting off at the mouth, talking about how he's too old for clowns and picking on me, and I just can't TAKE it anymore. I start shoving his face full of magical cookies until he blows up like a balloon- bigger than the bouncy house! I humiliate him, picking on his useless little legs kicking around, his big bloated belly. Maybe we can just roll him away to join the circus as a BIG FAT FREAK!
