
Breaking Up With You, loser!
They say that breaking up is hard to do, but its even more difficult when you're as pathetic as you are! You didn't think I actually liked you, did you? I mean, come on, we haven't even had sex. If you want to be in my life at all, you will take on the role of my personal bitch boy. That's right, do my laundry, go shopping for me, and listen to stories of me fucking other guys! Delete my number, too. You can email me from now on. Only my boyfriend gets to text me, and you AREN'T my boyfriend any longer!
