The Sneaky Shrimp
Wow. You found your way in. Not a suprise really. Something small and slippery like you can fit through any nook or cranny. So now that you're here.. what do you want? It better be fucking important otherwise, I think you know what will happen. It's not very smart to break into someone's house, especially when they are nearly triple your size. If you don't think I can take you, think again. One heavy drop of my gorgeous ass would knock you That would ruin the fun too soon. With your patheticly small 5ft 7in (maybe) frame, you don't stand a chance against me. Cowering down on the ground where you belong, I remind you how pathetic you are and why. The many ways to dispose of you race through my head and right out of my mouth. Should I sit on you? Crush you? Break your neck with my strong legs? I have been getting bored with all the small men I crush, so I decide to play a little cat and mouse game. I allow you a small head start to find the best hiding place, but if (and when) I find you, I will destroy you.
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