You want to know about all the dicks I've fucked? Well, I guess I can walk you through it! ? I've gained some experience during the Miku World Tour! ?

I met the fastest fucker of my life! Small dicks have less mass, so they truly go super sonic!!

I saved the biggest for last! These were the ones that absolutely ripped my pussy open until I couldn't think straight! ?

Sorry traveler... This inn is cramped, and after a long day of travelling I need to moisturize my tired feet...

I hope you don't mind if I do it in front of you~

They used to say "a Kraken's tentacle is a Girl's best friend" back in Cintra...

I never understood what they meant until now! This thing reaches so deep... and it feels so good as it rearranges my insides ?

So, Djinn's have cocks? That's a new one...?

And you demand repayment for my wish? That's... now how I was led to believe it worked!

Very well then... A footjob, then back to the jar with you!

The Second Conjunction brought back the rituals to make female Witchers... and thankfully so! We have the unique capacity to identify monsters using our pussies ?

This would take Geralt a whole scent-sniffing-and-following sidequest to achieve!

A werewolf, eh? Rare to see your kind around these parts ?

The books at Kaer Morhen tell of your superhuman stamina and semen generating capacities... I would be remiss in not gaining some first hand experience!

So, beast... Think you can last all night with me?

That's a lot of nerve!! Talking to me on the phone while standing behind me without my knowledge!! ?

Are you some sort of peeping tom??

You can feel my pussy clenching up on your dick, can't you? ?This is the most powerful grip in the hemisphere, you won't be able to last 10 minutes while inside me, so don't feel embarassed if you cum early... I've never met anyone that could keep up with me~?

It's a tragedy that your tiny dick is all I have to satisfy me... And I'm using "satisfy" very loosely... ?

Hehe.. Jerk off instructions? What do you mean? ?

Well, I dont have a dick to show you how, but I can do my best to help you, ok?

You said you had an impressive cock and... well, consider me impressed. But not for the reasons you wanted, probably ?

This is the tinniest cock I've ever seen! Let me show you what a real man looks like...

Tomb raiding is such sweaty work ? Nothing feels better than to arrive back at the manor and take my boots off my tired feet!

Ah, and that odor... and the taste... Nothing makes me more horny than worshiping my own tired feet ?