I've seen the way you stare at my chest, these big titties tempting you with every glance. You've fallen into my spell and now you'll pay with the only things I want from you: undying devotion and a big fat load, just for Me.

It's cool that we've been hanging out and everything but that doesn't mean anything serious is going on here. I know how needy you can be though so to put your mind at ease, I came up with a special word just for us to describe exactly what you mean to me.