Sometimes I think I should have been a boy. Apparently all the things I do come off as dirty, nasty and rude? I mean, I do what comes naturally for everyone else, right? Yeah, I burp a lot, because, better out than in, yeah? All the burping causes hiccups, too. I also suffer from allergies and have to blow my nose often, picking the boogers and snot out of it. Not to mention the uncomfortable wedgies I always need to pull out from both the back and front. People tell me I'm "acting like a guy". Maybe it's because I don't care what people think when I'm doing exactly what they do all the time, just with out caring what people think! I'm doing all of these things right now, while talking about experiences I've had out in public.

I had some little visitors today, and perfect timing! I'm just home from the gym and in need some post workout protein! All if you sitting perfectly in the palm of my giant hand, ready for me to indulge. I know each of you are going to taste sooo good! One by one, I place you on my thick, strong tongue, enjoying you for a moment while I close my wet mouth before finally swallowing you whole. The rest are trying to run away out of my palm, but you won't get far. You can hear your friends crying from deep down in my belly. I love to tease you and keep you on the tip of my tongue, sticking it out to show your friends how you look. I mean, you all did come here together, so you should leave together as well! Your screams are so cute, especially when I open my wide mouth. When I've finished each of you, I sit back, rub my full belly, and let you all digest in my stomach juices!

Come in, you have detention with me, your gym teacher! It's been such a hot day and I've been on my feet all day in this heat. Oh, and my socks have been worn 4 days in a row. I know about your little kink. You know, the one with you loving dirty, smelly feet, socks and shoes. I'm aware you just got in from lunch, but I'm going to make you smell my rancid feet. Excuse all the medicated powder all over my socks, I'm trying to cure this itchy fungus. Oh, and I just ate lunch as well, so I'm full of gassy burps. Can you smell what I ate for lunch? Now, smell my shoes. I need to take off these sweaty socks, exposing my toe jam. Yuck! But perfect for you to push your sniffer right in to them, I floss my toes with my socks and let you such the nasty juice right out of them! Seriously, you are so weird! Oh! Oh no! Are you going to get sick? Your weak stomach got the best of you didn't it? Well clean up your mess, detention is over now.

It's so hot here in California and my feet are so hot and sweaty! Not to mention how badly they smell! Gut wrenching, potent smell coming from my feet! Yuck! But that's just how you like them, right? They smell awful right now! Today I added a little snack for you right in between my strong, powerful toes! These sour gummy worms are getting warm, ooey and gooey for you, and I love the way they feel in between my toes! Oh, and my burps, sooo gross when I blow them in your face. Can you guess what I've had to eat? Your obsession with my smelly feet and stinky feet is just...weird! My toes are the perfect length for you to munch on! Get in there! Get the most perfect snack you could ever imagine! Come closer so I can cover your face with my smelly feet and hot burps. I instruct you just how to swirl your tongue around my toes so you can grab your favorite snack! The funk and stench from my meaty soles and toes in this heat is unbearable to me! But for you, the weirdo, its a fantasy come true!

My belly is stretched to its limits today. It's so hard and tight, it feels like my skin is going to bust. I can't help but burp all this extra gas out while I rub and caress my bloated belly. I play with my belly button, wishing I could just pop all the air out right through it!

I could button my shorts earlier, but I am way too bloated now. But, I know how much you love seeing my bloated and full belly. It's so big and tight right now. I let you pull your cock out, but you have to listed to my instructions on how to jerk off. Watch me as I rub and caress my round belly, pat it and finger my belly button. You can even hear the noises going on in the insides. I'm finally digesting all the food I've eaten, and you can hear it in my tummy and by the burps I'm letting out. Continue listening to my JOI while obsessing over my bloated and full belly.

You've always come off as a little bit different to me. I couldn't put my finger on it until you admitted to me you have a foot fetish! That is so weird! I happen to have a treat for you then! My post workout, sweaty feet! And they are loaded with toejam! Not to mention my burping! You like that, too, don't you? You are so odd! Go ahead, dig your nose in my feet and in between my toes, take in all my funk. I press my feet into your face, laughing at you! You get to worship my feet and pick out all this toejam for me! Your secret is out now. My wiggling toes full of toejam and me blowing my burps in your face is a dream for you right now!

I love being a woman of muscle. I do what I want, and showing off my body while burping is one of them. You might not even realize you have a thing for women with muscle, but you may after this. I let my burps rip while flexing my hard, toned body. I have the sniffles as well. But my burping and flexing, and the appreciation of my body is what has you really hooked. I get up close and belch some loud ones, blowing them in your face. You can feel the base coming from them.

I just got home from working out and had my post workout meal. I was so hungry that I ate too fast. Now I have a case of the hiccups AND burps! I've noticed you take interest when this happens to me, right? I get close up to your face, burp and blow them in your face. Don't they smell good?

I'm fit and normally have such a flat stomach, but right now I look 6 months pregnant! My belly is so bloated and stretched, it actually hurts! On top of that, my belly is gurgling and growling. The noises coming from inside sound bassy, deep and they are vibrating my insides. I rub my belly, caressing my stretched skin, poking and prodding at its hardness and encasing my hands around it. I bet you would love to help my caress my belly and lay you head on it, hearing the sounds coming from within.

I'm just getting home from a workout. I need to remove my shoes but I know how badly they are going to stink. I've been dealing with some foot funk and fungus, even using medicated foot powder, but nothing works. I take my shoes off and the stench burns my eyes! Not to mention, I have a terrible case of the burps! How unladylike! The smell is sour and so bad, taking my breath away. They itch so bad and everything gets stuck in between my toes. They're oozing with puss. I use my socks to floss and itch in between my toes. While burping and itching, I tell you about some situations where I have to deal with my itchy fungus feet

I brought home a banana cream pie and I can not wait to taste it! It smells sooo good! I dip my fingers in and take in the taste of it. I can't help but take in big whiffs of it, getting cream on the tip of my nose, taking the smell in even more . I can't resist digging my nose around in the cream, and then plunging more cream up my nose with my fingers. It feels so good filling up my nostrils, making it harder to breath. I take more and more, putting it deeper in my nostrils. I didn't expect it to feel this good. After playing around with it, I can't help but plunge my whole face in the pie and rub it all over my face! So much for eating my pie!