I love it when people send me all sorts of cool new balloons. Especially the really huge ones. The novelty gets me going, as do the large sizes. This balloon (I’ve been told it’s called a Roomtex Longster) is so huge that I doubt I’ve even managed to inflate it halfway. But that doesn’t matter, because once I’d lubed it up, it was ready to take all of me. And it was brilliant.

I really ought to give it more attention next time.

I love it when people send me all sorts of cool new balloons. Especially the really huge ones. The novelty gets me going, as do the large sizes. This balloon (I’ve been told it’s called a Roomtex Longster) is so huge that I doubt I’ve even managed to inflate it halfway. But that doesn’t matter, because once I’d lubed it up, it was ready to take all of me. And it was brilliant.

I really ought to give it more attention next time.

When I get back from my pole dancing classes, I feel particularly flexible and supple. I feel the urge to have a bit of fun with the balloons – and in the most ruthless way possible. Two Blimps and two Longnecks – that’s a pretty good set to satisfy me properly. I suppose these balloons would have been a bit luckier if I’d taken off my high-heeled shoes. But I didn’t. On purpose

When I get back from my pole dancing classes, I feel particularly flexible and supple. I feel the urge to have a bit of fun with the balloons – and in the most ruthless way possible. Two Blimps and two Longnecks – that’s a pretty good set to satisfy me properly. I suppose these balloons would have been a bit luckier if I’d taken off my high-heeled shoes. But I didn’t. On purpose

Guess who got three Roomtex Longneck XLs today? Me, of course! And today I’m going to figure out which way I like them best.

I inflated the first one very lightly. It sagged all the way down to the bed beneath me, like dough, and I could barely feel its pressure against my pussy. Popped with fingers.

I rode the second one much longer. It was big, stiff, and stubborn. It kept trying to throw me off. It was fun to ride, but I had to concentrate too hard just to stay balanced. Popped too.

As for the third one—the blue one—I inflated it less than the red one, but more than the clear one. And it turned out to be just right! Perfect for squeezing, rubbing, bouncing, and cumming. Popped too, of course, I just like it this way.

Send me more!

Guess who got three Roomtex Longneck XLs today? Me, of course! And today I’m going to figure out which way I like them best.

I inflated the first one very lightly. It sagged all the way down to the bed beneath me, like dough, and I could barely feel its pressure against my pussy. Popped with fingers.

I rode the second one much longer. It was big, stiff, and stubborn. It kept trying to throw me off. It was fun to ride, but I had to concentrate too hard just to stay balanced. Popped too.

As for the third one—the blue one—I inflated it less than the red one, but more than the clear one. And it turned out to be just right! Perfect for squeezing, rubbing, bouncing, and cumming. Popped too, of course, I just like it this way.

Send me more!

My naked body smells wonderful after a hot bath, but I want another scent to linger on my skin—the smell of new vinyl. That’s exactly why two large, tight polka-dot beach balls are already waiting for me on the bed. They want me, and I want them. Our hot sex will be amazing; my orgasm will be fantastic. What a shame that all you can do is watch as the flawless curves of my body merge in ecstasy with two inflatable toys.

My naked body smells wonderful after a hot bath, but I want another scent to linger on my skin—the smell of new vinyl. That’s exactly why two large, tight polka-dot beach balls are already waiting for me on the bed. They want me, and I want them. Our hot sex will be amazing; my orgasm will be fantastic. What a shame that all you can do is watch as the flawless curves of my body merge in ecstasy with two inflatable toys.

I find shaped balloons especially fuckable. Their curves complement mine perfectly, and I can sink deep into the latex. But I’ve never had such exotic, giant shaped balls as the Roomtex Toucan. I didn’t even know how to inflate it properly, but it all worked out. The first one, the pink one, was a test run. I got the hang of it with that one and really warmed up. I inflated the second one—the blue Toucan—a bit more, and that’s the one I really gave it a good hard fuck!

I find shaped balloons especially fuckable. Their curves complement mine perfectly, and I can sink deep into the latex. But I’ve never had such exotic, giant shaped balls as the Roomtex Toucan. I didn’t even know how to inflate it properly, but it all worked out. The first one, the pink one, was a test run. I got the hang of it with that one and really warmed up. I inflated the second one—the blue Toucan—a bit more, and that’s the one I really gave it a good hard fuck!

I like the Intex Blue Dolphins. They’re my go-to inflatable sex toy. And now I have the SPH version. I won’t be able to fuck it like a man, but this thing can still give me pleasure. For example, the vibration spreads much better throughout the toy from the inside. And sliding along a lubricated surface feels good no matter what!

By the way, I've had my fill of this dolphin, so if anyone wants to fuck it after me, send me a DM with your offers

I like the Intex Blue Dolphins. They’re my go-to inflatable sex toy. And now I have the SPH version. I won’t be able to fuck it like a man, but this thing can still give me pleasure. For example, the vibration spreads much better throughout the toy from the inside. And sliding along a lubricated surface feels good no matter what!

By the way, I've had my fill of this dolphin, so if anyone wants to fuck it after me, send me a DM with your offers