A fun little game where you get nothing but still play it! Well, you get to look at a hot girl so there’s that. I’ll pick a number out of my bowl and that’s how much money you send me! This is just part one, I know we will want to play again soon ;)

If you are under seven inches, this tax is for you. If you have a bigger cock but you feel like you have little dick energy than go ahead and pay this tax too. I share a little story in this video about a convo I had at a sex shop with some unfortunate news for you and your “average” cock. Catch up and pay your tiny dick tax, your virgin tax if that applies, and then go get a cage because Locktober will be here before you know it!

No shocker you’re here again lol Let’s start with making sure you are all caught up first with your taxes. You will be a life long virgin and it’s time you just accept that. Think of all the sex toys you can explore and new porn to watch, like black out porn. Being so pussy free that audio is all you need to cum. In fact, your homework is telling me the most pathetic thing you jerked off to! Your other homework is to get ready for Locktober ;)

It's been several months, but theres no doubt you are still a virgin! Buying this will catch you up on the missed taxes. You still have homework though! I want you to tell me what you've done with your pathetic little loser life while I was away....I'm guessing nothing but lol still go ahead and update me!

You’re a prejac, right? I heard the rumors lol I’m in a bikini already so let’s test it! Which part will make you cum...my tits, my ass, or full body. You must be a virgin too because there is no way you'd ever manage to fuck a woman before blowing your load. I'm telling all of our friends about this as soon as I leave by the way.

It's been several months, but theres no doubt you are still a virgin! Buying this will catch you up on the missed taxes. You still have homework though! I want you to tell me what you've done with your pathetic little loser life while I was away....I'm guessing nothing but lol still go ahead and update me!

As usual, you're on your knees worshipping your goddess. I tease you by waving my dirty, sweaty socks in your face. You don't deserve my attention so I don't speak at all. After I think you've had enough time to enjoy them, I peel off my socks slowly and wave my toes.

These are a mix of new and old panties that I am offering elsewhere! I wanted to show them off in a fun way ;) I try them all on, showing you the front and back and even do a little playful shaking here and there.

Happy Valentines Day to the small dicked men out there! I filmed a very generous gift for you today. I'm fully nude with my tiny dildo. I use it to slap my pussy, and tease you while I verbally reassure you that YES, your small cock IS enough for me. If you can ignore the sarcasm in my voice as I deliver you these reassurances, then you can pretend like I am a loving, doting girlfriend who adores and worships your tiny cock hahaha. (If you would prefer a censored beta safe version I posted one just before this one on my video store)

(I also posted an uncensored version!) Happy Valentines Day to the small dicked men out there! I filmed a very generous gift for you today. I'm fully nude with my tiny dildo. I use it to slap my pussy, and tease you while I verbally reassure you that YES, your small cock IS enough for me. If you can ignore the sarcasm in my voice as I deliver you these reassurances, then you can pretend like I am a loving, doting girlfriend who adores and worships your tiny cock hahaha. This is the beta safe, pixelated version of the video. OH....did you think you would pay less because you dont actually get to see anything? LMAO. Think again, loser.

I'm punishing you by making you pump for pixelated feet today. But something tells me this isnt really a punishment, is it? I bet you can still easily get hard for pixelated feet hahaha

It must be so hard being a virgin :( You don't get anything that real men get. Not even a proper preview. Free pixels are just way too generous, so I've blacked out the preview so you barely get a glimpse of what you're spending money on. All you get to pump to in this video is pixels. So sad....if only you were a real man :(