A teaser selection of my fart clips, all filmed on my iphone (vertical videos)

Caffeine Farts
Shhh Farts
Jiggle Jiggle Fart
Fire Farts
Goodnight Farts

I've had a terrible flu for the past few days and have only got out of bed to unload my heavy loads. Of course you are waiting right by the toilet every time, I don't acknowledge you or even look your way but you're just so happy to hear my plops you crave so much.

Sit and watch me reading a very interesting book whilst emptying my bowels, have you heard of ASMR before? Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response that basically means sounds that feel good and I know exactly what filthy toilet sounds make you feel good.

On your knees under my juicy ass, is the only place you want to be.
I enjoy teasing you as you throb for me, spreading and swaying my ass so close to your face. You would do anything to feel my soft heavy cheeks smothering you, inhaling my sweet ass scent but all you can do is dream as you leak for me. Craving to be under me for longer but you have to earn it.

You're desperate to be my human toilet, you've never done it before but you think you have what it takes and will do anything to prove it..

Well I have a task for you, grab a bowl/plate it's time to prove yourself with this filthy task.

A very sneak peek compilation of some of my recent toilet talk/diaries clips. I relax on the toilet and have a chat with you about all sorts of filthy things and keep you updated on all my latest filthy ideas and upcoming plans too.. Plenty of powerful plops or splashes whatever you like to call them. This is a really gentle teaser let say for the beginners or those who just enjoy a toilet tease with sweet sweet asmr sounds.

Four of my plops clips rolled into one compilation for you, I've been indulging in some big meals which mean big heavy loud plops..

Clip 1: Sunday Roast Plops
Clip 2: Toilet Ignore
Clip 3: Large Pasta Plops
Clip 4: Big Dinner Heavy Plops

You've been binge watching gay porn, blowjobs in particular. You can't stop fantasising about having a cock in your mouth. Well it's time to turn that fantasy into reality, I'm going to train you to be a cock sucking pro. Plus you will be much better use to me with such skills, on your knees let's begin your slut training.

I know all the naughty thoughts you have about Step-Mummy and what you do every night with my panties. Why do you think you keep finding them in your room? You've been jerking all week, your balls are red hot and full. I enjoy teasing you, goon for me Step-Mummy's Goon Boy

You know and I know, you're only good for one thing paying me. That's the only reason a hot Goddess like myself would give you the slightest bit of attention. Your addiction to my ass is going to cost you double, a perv like you doesn't get the privilege of drooling over my juicy ass without paying up. So pay up PERV.

I'm going to make this simple for you. I acknowledge you, pay me. I talk to you, pay me. You think about me, pay me. I'm going to cost you a lot $$$$

I've seen your private browser history, I know all about your craving to taste thick dick in your virgin mouth. Lucky it was me that found it, I will help you explore this secret fantasy. You will be a dick sucking pro with my guidance.