Since you all seem to love my Chelsea so much, I've decided to buzz it off--slowly and sensually, of course! Oh, come *on*. Don't act like you don't like to see a perfectly groomed hairstyle clipped to the nubs, or to watch the falling chunks and strands as they're reduced from a beautiful adornment to a pile of rubbish. Why else are you here? So enjoy the show as my bangs and side locks get leveled... quite literally, since the final style is a flattop! En route to that destination, I get some micro bangs and have my beloved side pieces lopped off, resulting in two alternate Chelsea looks before the horseshoe, complete with a bright-white 000-clippered landing strip. Filmed with two 4K cameras for front-facing and side/back angles.

And this is an extra-special occasion, since the Boy and I end up with matching haircuts! Just a few days earlier, I decided I was done with his hair looking all cute and shaggy and socially acceptable. I wanted him to look like the weird pervert he really is, so I gave him a choice: give yourself a super-degrading flattop with the shiniest, baldest strip you can possibly plow down the middle, or I'll shave off everything myself, including the eyebrows. He made the rational decision, and now I'm getting in on the fun! (Note: the flattop result is just a touch uneven, since my stylist just got a little over-excited, and the adjustment wasn't filmed).

So I heard it through the grapevine that some of you were a little disappointed that last time around, I took the express train straight to Bald-and-Browless Station without any stops. Rumor has it that a lot of you had been dreaming of a Chelsea cut. Well, it absolutely broke my heart to imagine all the forlorn perverts out there, starved for Chelsea content and doing the Internet equivalent of pressing their noses against the window of a just-closed toy store on Christmas Eve in some black-and-white Jimmy Stewart movie. So being the giving person I am, I generously grew my hair out long enough to sport some blunt bangs and decent-length side locks, then had the Boy buzz off everything else. Oh, and as a bonus, we shaved the bald bits with a safety razor.

The result is some very naughty rude girl/tank girl realness: blunt bangs, disconnected side pieces, and an otherwise very, very bald head. Since this is a rather back-of-the-head-centered haircut, we took advantage of some new tech, so for the first time ever, you’ll be getting 4K footage from two different camera angles. Enjoy!

You little perverts simply won't stop asking me to shave my beautiful eyebrows! The Boy has been asking for years, and ever since I've started posting my bald head and bare tits on the Internet, I've been inundated with comments and messages *begging* me to shave them off. What's a girl to do?

Well, shave them off of course! It was the Boy's birthday, and I was tired of all his whining and waffling, so I took it out of his hands. I sat down, fired up my trusty Oster 76 clippers, and calmly plowed them into the cute little bob I'd been growing for nearly a year. Whoops! After I've made a thorough mess of things, my very horny assistant snaps on the 00000 blade and cleans me up. Finally, I let him achieve his nasty little dream: buzzing off and razor-shaving my beloved eyebrows.

But I'm sure none of you would be interested in any of that. Right?

It's 2019, and Kali's loving, slightly emaciated, and very perverted boyfriend has finally completed his dissertation. As a promised reward, she's now indulging his hair fetish and allowing him to buzz off her beautiful, thick, natural dark brown locks into a neat little #2 buzzcut. She's gone short before, but this is by far the shortest: watch as her luscious shoulder-skimming bob is reduced to quarter-inch nubs, and she's left with nothing to hide behind. Includes before and after modeling with shots of the massive hair pile.

Amateur footage, stitched together from four videos and edited for color-correctness and exposure. No nudity.

We had so much fun with the horseshoe last year that we decided to give it another try! Unlike last time, the boyfriend dives right in, and within a few minutes, a whole year's worth of my glossy brown hair is leveled (literally), and all I'm left with is a crown of stubble topped with a 000 landing strip. To be a tease, I wear it for about a week (under a hat!). After that, I do one last modeling session for the boy before an off-screen railing and zero buzz (not recorded--sorry, pervs!) As a consolation, there's some quick post-buzz head rubbing for you.

It's our anniversary, and it's time for a big chop. How big? Well, that took some negotiating. And hand-wringing and sniveling on the part of Boyfriend. In disgust, I take the our brand-new Oster 76 clippers myself and just start taking random swipes. Things get a little too real when I graze my hairline right at the top of my forehead. We take a break, and Boo tries his best (off-camera) to salvage the wreckage. He comes up with a half-bowlcut/half-pixie that I detest. After a week of fussing and attempting to hide my bald patch, I decide just to buzz my whole head. Boy Toy complies and mows a thick white strip through what's left of my pretty bob. He eventually takes it all down to zero, but not before giving me an utterly humiliating in-between style: a flattop with white walls and a 000 landing strip that would make a state trooper blush!

Video comprises four clips stitched together. Some ancillary cutting is not recorded. First two clips are topless and shot in rough POV-style; the last two are fully nude and shot with a tripod. Final cut is a 000 clipper shave.

It's time for all you little perverts to get a taste of your own medicine. Kali's delighted you by buzzing off her thick brown locks on four separate occasions, and last time she even shaved her eyebrows! It's hardly fair that *you* get to hide behind that shaggy mop of yours like the little coward you obviously are. But don't worry: that's all about to change. In her first POV video, Kali gets tarted up in domme style and straps you in for an appointment with her whirring Oster 76 clippers. She proceeds to give you a merciless bootcamp buzz, intermittently pausing to luxuriate in just how fucking stupid you look. To make your humiliation complete, she saves an especially nasty surprise for you at the end. Whining will not be tolerated, so shut up and enjoy the view as you get the shearing of your life.

(Shot in 4K, 30fps. 12:48 runtime. Topless with leather harness. No haircut for Kali this time).