The portion on the mouth tour clip which features Cerouniverse biting SluttySarahs fingers to test her bite strength and pattern. See the different impressions Cero’s teeth leave on Sarah’s fingers! Deep beautiful bite marks...that really leave nothing to the imagination.

Cerouniverse is minding her own business when an unsolicited dick pic pops up on her phone. She immediately shows SluttySarah – because a clit-sized cock this pathetic is something they just HAVE to laugh at together.

The girls inhale helium from purple balloons while delivering the tiniest dick rating of their lives, their squeaky helium voices making the humiliation even more devastating. Every inch (or should we say millimeter) gets dissected as they cackle at his shriveled little nub, comparing it to shrimp – which, let's be honest, have more girth and length than he ever will. Cero says her girl dick is bigger!

This tiny-dicked loser thought hitting "send" was a good idea. Now two bratty looner girls have turned his micro cock into a joke for the whole world, rating it in the negatives while giggling in high-pitched helium voices that make his shame even funnier.

Think YOUR dick pic would survive a helium-powered SPH review from two bratty hotties? Send it if you dare – comment your size and find out if you're a real man or just another tiny loser.

You didn't think you could hide, did you? SluttySarah and Cerouniverse noticed the second you came in, and they found the perfect balloons to match – COW print balloons, because honestly, what else could compare to you?

This time, the two of them each claim their own cow balloon: who can blow theirs up bigger, rounder, and MORE like you. Every time they take a huge breath and huff more air in, the jokes get better, and the balloons get closer to your size. Their cheeks puff out huge with every inhale, and every exhale of air comes with a fresh roast about your gigantic body.

Watch them take turns inflating their balloon, pausing between breaths to really break you down:

"How did you even fit through the door? "

"Be honest – how long did it take you to get out of bed? Do you have to roll?"

"Scales probably just break underneath you!"

The balloons keep expanding – bigger and rounder and tauter with every breath – while the girls giggle at their clever insults and discuss what your meals must look like, comparing them to characters in movies they have seen. There's no escaping it: every single breath they blow into those balloons is another reminder of how much of you there is.

By the end, the girls are holding balloons nearly as big as they are, breathless from all that blowing, laughing at how much effort it takes to inflate something to YOUR size – and how little effort it must take for you to keep doing it to yourself, every day, one bite at a time.

If you're a pathetic blow-up-obsessed pig who gets off on being reminded exactly how enormous you are, this is the clip for you. Buy it, waddle over to your screen, and enjoy watching two girls blow up shameful cow balloons while reminding you exactly what they think of your size.

Ever wondered what it would be like to get up close and personal with Cerouniverse's perfect mouth? SluttySarah has the pleasure of giving you a full guided tour of every single tooth – and she does NOT rush.

Shot in stunning 4K, this mouth tour starts with Cerouniverse's bright, beaming smile as SluttySarah introduces you to her costar for the day. From there, the tour gets more detailed: front teeth, incisors, those sharp little canines, every smooth surface and every groove, all shown off close-up as Cerouniverse uses the dental mirror to pull her lip back and show off the different sides of her teeth, flashing every angle - mesial, distal, buccal, lingual.

Armed with a dental mirror, SluttySarah gets an insider's view – angling the mirror to catch the surfaces you'd never normally see, peeking at Cerouniverse's lower teeth, her back molars, and every glossy surface in between. Cerouniverse opens wide, bites down, and shows off her pearly whites while SluttySarah narrates the tour, pointing out every detail with genuine fascination.

But no mouth tour would be complete without a bite strength test. Cerouniverse wraps her lips around SluttySarah's fingers and BITES DOWN – slowly at first, then harder – as SluttySarah rates the pressure, gasps at the strength of her jaw, and tests just how powerful those teeth really are. How hard CAN Cerouniverse bite? You'll have to watch to find out.

The tour wraps with bite impressions – Cerouniverse biting down so you can study the full shape of her bite, top and bottom teeth locking together in crisp detail.

Whether you're obsessed with teeth, mouths, dental exams, or just watching two girls have way too much fun with a dental mirror, this is the most thorough mouth tour you'll find anywhere. Open wide and come on in.

Ever wondered what it would be like to get up close and personal with Cerouniverse's perfect mouth? SluttySarah has the pleasure of giving you a full guided tour of every single tooth – and she does NOT rush.

Shot in stunning 4K, this mouth tour starts with Cerouniverse's bright, beaming smile as SluttySarah introduces you to her costar for the day. From there, the tour gets more detailed: front teeth, incisors, those sharp little canines, every smooth surface and every groove, all shown off close-up as Cerouniverse uses the dental mirror to pull her lip back and show off the different sides of her teeth, flashing every angle - mesial, distal, buccal, lingual.

Armed with a dental mirror, SluttySarah gets an insider's view – angling the mirror to catch the surfaces you'd never normally see, peeking at Cerouniverse's lower teeth, her back molars, and every glossy surface in between. Cerouniverse opens wide, bites down, and shows off her pearly whites while SluttySarah narrates the tour, pointing out every detail with genuine fascination.

But no mouth tour would be complete without a bite strength test. Cerouniverse wraps her lips around SluttySarah's fingers and BITES DOWN – slowly at first, then harder – as SluttySarah rates the pressure, gasps at the strength of her jaw, and tests just how powerful those teeth really are. How hard CAN Cerouniverse bite? You'll have to watch to find out.

The tour wraps with bite impressions – Cerouniverse biting down so you can study the full shape of her bite, top and bottom teeth locking together in crisp detail.

Whether you're obsessed with teeth, mouths, dental exams, or just watching two girls have way too much fun with a dental mirror, this is the most thorough mouth tour you'll find anywhere. Open wide and come on in.