Fog Horn Blowing
The weather has been so cold lately. That's all it takes for my nose faucet to be stimulated. It's constantly dripping with snot and I have to carry tissue with me wherever I go. Today, though, I get to stay snuggled in my robe and enjoy blowing my nose. Sometimes snot drips down out of my nostrils without my even knowing it, until I feel it on my upper lip. I love the sensation of clearing out my nostrils. It's like my head just opens up. I don't have the average nose blowing, either. I have a powerful, fog horn-like blow. I sound a honking goose. It kind of tickles, actually. Do you like watching me blow my nose? Or do you like the sound it makes when I blow my nose? Do you like when I blow with one hand? Or do you like the double handed blow? I blow my nose when I'm out in public, too. People look at me, but I don't care. I'm not going to just wipe my snot on my wrists or sleeves. I prefer to blow my nose with both nostrils flaring. I get a much better blow. My canine seems to think I'm in trouble, or concerned about the noises coming from my nose. Maybe I sound like I'm in pain...but I'm not. It's soooo satisfying. Would you want to blow my nose FOR me? Actually hold the tissue and feel the vibrations and hear the deep bass coming from each blow? I could blow on and on all day, but I have things to take care of. I grab all of my snotty nose rags, but first, I give you one last honking blow!
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