Projeto Restauração: Programação de Restauração da Virgindade
Admit it; you've been too hard on your hard-on. Years, if not decades, of sex, masturbation and porn consumption have worn the luster off your little soldier. You just wish sex could feel like it used to.
Back in the beginning, when every sensation was new. When every touch was electric. And any sight even remotely sexual or sex-adjacent could make you rock hard for hours.
That's why when you heard about "Project Restoration" from a men's health guru, you jumped at the chance to join the experiment. Apparently, it was a subconscious mind training program designed to restore your mind and body to its virginal state.
Originally developed to help people who's first sexual experience was perhaps not what they had hoped, the researchers also realized it could help men who'd grown bored, less responsive, or less excited in the bedroom. Men who missed the early days of their sex life when their dicks were ultra sensitive and orgasms could be had by the dozen.
But be warned. Researchers have noticed unexpected side effects occurring in some men such as:
A.) new or worsening sex addiction
B.) dehydration and skin rawness due to excessive cumming and jerking
C.) lost wages due to time wasted overindulging in sex and porn
D.) erections lasting more than eight hours
E.) hyperspermia
F.) (and worst of all) debilitating, spontaneous ejaculations
These possible side effects are listed clearly on the sign-up sheet. But if you're brave enough to risk them, then sign your release form and secure your spot in one of the most revolutionary psychosexual experiments to date: Project Restoration.