
You're Fucked Gooner
You're fucked! Completely and entirely fucked! You're never going to stop gooning. It's not because you're a weak fucking loser, well that's not the only reason. It's because society wants you to be a gooning loser. Look at any of your social media feeds? It's nothing but sexy women in your face. Women are going to award shows naked. Society wants you to be a mindless jerking loser. The only way you could stop gooning is if you threw your phone away and lived in a cave. You're fucked. You'll never be able to stop gooning.
