MyMayaJade

It ain't no fun unless it's loud and you can hear it. I'm talking slurping, sucking, spit kisses all on your dick. Hand Me your dick, let Me get to smacking.

Oh My gosh I'm going on My first REAL date and I want to be prepared for if end up having an end of night kiss. Can you help Me? I mean you're such a great kisser I know you can give Me some tips to prefect My kiss.

My ass has introduced you to some of the best orgasms you've ever experienced and right now isn't going to be any different. I know you've been thinking about fingering your asshole. It's been on your mind for a good while. Well, I want you to jerk your dick to your favourite juicy ass, while fingering your own asshole. It'll be fun, I know it. Mmmm that nuts gonna be explosive.

Spring cleaning I found some leftover balloons from a few holidays and couldn't help but play with them. I'm surprised at how strong they are! Not one pops while I use My big ass to bounce and sit on them.

I think facials are hot. So fucking sexy thinking about a thick creamy load all over My face. Dripping. Smearing My make up. Mmmm. That's not all though, the thought of a man giving himself a facial turns Me on even more. Watching him stroke and then release all over his face? HOT! That's what I want to watch you do right now. Jerk to Me and then squirt your jizz all over your face. Do it for Me.

Don't freak out, but the other day I found something in your bathroom. I must admit I was snooping a little... but I found your... nappies. Don't be embarrassed! It's nothing to feel ashamed of. I'm just really curious how you use them. I mean, maybe you could show Me? That's right, I want you to use your nappies for Me.

Things have been going so well between Us, that I think it's time We take the next step. I want to start trying for a little Us. I know you do too. I know how badly you want to see Me big and pregnant. Probably as much as I want to feel My belly expanding! It's time!

Watch me as I seduce you with some erotic navel play...you won't last the entire clip before exploding with excitement...enjoy!!!

CUSTOM CLIP - Clip Title: Fun with my Navel

You would be in a thong & button-down shirt (finger nails painted a shade of red "or" your color of choice).

You would start by turning around and raising your shirt up to show your ass in the thong. You would say something like "I bet you like looking at all this ass hanging from my thong don't you" as you shake your ass some. Then you would slide your thong to the side and spread your ass apart, making your asshole wink...and say "How would you like for me to blast you with some of my delicious ASS GASSSS" as your asshole winks some more. Then you slide the thong back in place and turn around and say...."I don't think that's what you came to see"...as you start to undo the buttons of your shirt.

Now you undo the buttons until your breasts and nipples are showing. Now you play with your nipples by squeezing them gently with your thumb and pointer finger while saying "MMM Hmmm, I just love squeezing my nipples...it makes my pussy tingle" as you moan some and roll your eyes back into your head from the sensation....mmm hmm. You flick your pointer fingers across your nipples some more, circle your nipples, and tug on them again with your thumb and pointer finger before saying "I don't think that's what you came to see either your naughty boy."

Now you undo the buttons of your shirt nice and slow until your sexy ass navel is shown and say something like "Bulls Eye" as your circle your navel with your pointer finger and say "I can see that bulge in your pants now, and know exactly what you came to see....my deeeeeep, darkkkkk, chocolate navellllllllllllllllllllllll...is that what turns you on" as you slide your pointer finger in your navel and moan some with delight (eyes rolling back into your head. Now say "Ohhhhhh god yesssssssss, playing with my sensitive ass navel really turns me on and makes my pussy nice and wettttttttt" as you start to finger fuck your navel with your pointer finger nice and slow.....then pinch and tug on the top lip of your navel with your thumb and pointer finger....moaning some more.......next, you spread your navel wide ass open and say something like "take a good look into my deeeep dark navel....don't you wish you could slide your tongue down into my navel hole....mmmm hmmm you naughty boy. Go ahead, stroke that big dick while I play with my navel for you....mmmm hmmm...as you moan some more." Now you add some lotion (or oil) to make your navel nice and slippery, and finger fuck your navel some more with your pointer finger....making nice erotic sounds that come from your nice, wettttt, navel....and say something like "Ohhhhh, just listen to that.....sounds soooo good coming from my navel....keep stroking that big juicy cock of yours and imagine filling my navel to the brim with your cum.....mmm hmm."

You spread your navel some more, and finger fuck it nice and slow with your pointer finger......add more lotion (oil) as much as you like.....make it nice and slippery and wetttttttt....yesssssss. You can end with a shot of your spreading your navel nice and wide.....then back to normal.....ahhhh just look at that lovely navel....as the clips fades to black.....the end....LOL.

Key points:
1. Please say the word NAVEL as much as possible without sounding too robotic.
2. Please moan and roll your eyes back into your head (role play it up) as much as possible without being too robotic.
3. Above all, have fun.
4. IF the clip runs over, please just let me know, and I can pay additional monies as applicable....

I wish I could be one of those Women who can fart on command. They just bend over and spread their ass cheeks and let rip. My ass is so damn sexy, a nice bubbly fart coming from My asshole on command? I just know it would drive you wild... only thing is, no matter how hard I try, how hard I push and pucker My pretty little asshole, I can't quite seem to let any gas out. Well at least My puckering winking asshole looks great.

Listen to how sexy My burps sound. Deep, hot, belly burps. Mmm bet that dick of yours is aching to be stroked by you as you watch Me burp back to back. All in your face and even blowing the air at you. Bet you can imagine yourself right in front of Me, cock being burped on with My hot mouth... why don't you give your cock what it's aching for. Jerk to My burps.

Mrs. Claus wants to introduce you to the Christmas night Holy tradition. A tradition most HOL-E and bright. Santa does not want you to know about it, he wants this HOLE to himself, but Mrs. Claus is true to Her dedication of spreading the Christmas spirit. It's going to be a HOL-E night for you and your cock.

It's the season of giving and of course this ass knows just the gift to give to your dick. A nice nut. Stroke to My juicy ass next to the Christmas tree and get swept away by the Christmas spirit... and this phat ass of course.

After a long night working on a large case you realize the new intern has quite the ass. It's big and juicy. So big that it's peeking out from under Her skirt each time She bends over. Does She know She's flashing you? Does it even matter? you're so turned on you can't think straight. you offer Her a full time position WITH benefits if She lets you sniff Her ass... does She say yes?

you've waited so long for this and I guess lucky you now's the time. I haven't gotten My ass waxed in MONTHS and the hair is getting so long and full. Mmm you love that. Mix that in with Me spreading My juicy ass cheeks and winking My tight little asshole at you? Heaven. I know you want to jerk to it... and I won't be stopping you.

Put your dick between My big juicy ass cheeks. Mmm you like that huh? Being squeezed by My soft ass cheeks. How bout if I oil it up and jiggle and glide My big ass up and down your cock. Bouncing My booty on your dick like a pogo. Hot huh? Mmm look at that dick jumping. he's ready to fuck between My ass cheeks.

What's better than Me bent over giving you the perfect view of My bubbly juicy ass? How bout Me turned around with My thong pulled to the side. Showing off My phat pussy lips and yummy ass crack. It's a dream come true. That fantasy you have of fucking Me from the back panties on pulled to the side is here. Mmm I want you to stroke as I tease you with My pretty pussy and shake My ass. I bet I don't have to tell you twice.

Mmm I have some of the softest tits on earth. Two natural round titties that I just know you'd love to plant your cock in between. Even better if I'm drooling and making it extra wet and slippery for you to fuck. Titty fuck My juicy spit covered tits until you bust a fat load all over My double d's.

Another sexy addition to My "Dirty Talk - JOI" collection. Mmm those fingers of yours look absolutely fuckable. I mean it, come use them on this pussy while I instruct you to jerk for Me. Give Me a nice finger fucking and listen to how wet and creamy My pussy gets all over your finger. Mmmm

I've found your love for My wedgies knows no bounds. you're literally all for everything My sexy wedgies throw at you... even if its throwing itself at you...all over your face. Mmm sounds like heaven huh? Being smothered by My wedgies. Being planted between My ass cheeks the way My panties are getting pulled in over and over. Not knowing your next opportunity to take a breathe. Lay down, let Me and My wedgies take a seat.

I've been SO lazy today. Done nothing but... hmm use the toilet a dozen times haha. No seriously I smell so gross right now. I'm just giving you a heads up, cause you look like you're getting turned on. Babe I'm serious My ass smells so sweaty and stinky. Okay take ONE sniff... you see? Very stinky! Oh you like it? Okay this is crazy but I guess I'll let you take a few more sniffs, let Me get these panties down.