
New Chastity Rules
You thought you were getting our usual annual tradition today? Think again. The rules have permanently changed, and your hands are officially retired.
Get those hands off your body, pull out the tight rubber bands, and prepare your cock and balls for a brutal CBT session. Once you're bruised and swelling, you're locking straight into your smallest, most agonizing spiked nub cage. You'll spend the next hour staring at real men cumming freely to fry your mind with envy, followed by a purely hands-free edge against those plastic spikes.
If you take your beating like a good little beta loser, I might just let you leak out your weak, hands-free ruined orgasm for the year. Lock up, press play, and do exactly as you're told.
