
Proud of having a dick
Hey loser, are you proud of having a dick and balls? Are you proud of being a loser? Hahaha! Now, take off your pants and show me what you have there. Oh, gosh, thats so ugly! You really have nothing to be proud of. But I will help you to make it more presentable. You will need: wax strips, clothes pins (at least 5), 2 ribbons, a ruler or a wooden spoon and a scotch tape. Now you have to do everything I tell you and when you are done, you will take a photo of your new dick and balls and send it to me. So do your best, loser!
